Bullets Don’t Have Any Effect on Demons

Humans are humans.

If Ferguson Missouri’s Officer Darren Wilson thought he was defending himself against a demon, he should have been using whatever weapon is popularly known to…. Hahaha, gotcha.

If Officer Darren Wilson thought he was looking into the face of a demon, HE MAY NOT BELONG ON THE FORCE.

What if the following was made standard on all police force application questionnaires:

Rank these random subjects in order of perceived threat, with first position denoting the highest level of perceived threat:

demon

rabid dog

shepherd

armed suspect

teenager

Unlike whatever motivated Darren Wilson to shoot, it couldn’t do nearly as much damage.