Monthly Archives: November 2014
Bullets Don’t Have Any Effect on Demons
Humans are humans.
If Ferguson Missouri’s Officer Darren Wilson thought he was defending himself against a demon, he should have been using whatever weapon is popularly known to…. Hahaha, gotcha.
If Officer Darren Wilson thought he was looking into the face of a demon, HE MAY NOT BELONG ON THE FORCE.
What if the following was made standard on all police force application questionnaires:
Rank these random subjects in order of perceived threat, with first position denoting the highest level of perceived threat:
demon
rabid dog
shepherd
armed suspect
teenager
Unlike whatever motivated Darren Wilson to shoot, it couldn’t do nearly as much damage.